The Mission!!

THE MISSION!

A fat woman was told by her friends

That in order to meet life’s ends

And to be able to ride a horse

She had to indulge in serious weight loss!

Now, to be clear and concise,

She was badly in need of exercise

So miss fatty took d matter into her hands

And decided to pump some fitness in her thyroid glands

So she tried cycling and trekking

But ended up puffing and panting

The quickest route, she thought to slimming

Would be to learn some swimming

The idea struck her as a flash

And to the pool she did dash

She got her triple XL swimsuit ready

And prepared herself mentally

To face d challenging mission

As thin as a wire she did vision

During her first day-was it scary!

She could see goose-bumps! Boy! Was she wary?

She headed for d dive, tension in every nerve

As she balanced every fat of her body curve

With a sudden swerve she heaved herself off

And the water began to splutter and cough

But then, what was this sudden shout?

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Well, although she was in, the water was out!!!!